(Source: siriusblackmail)

When people tell me that my sense of humor is offensive

(Source: chickenshit)

When you throw something at your friend but it hits someone else

(Source: bitchimtheprez)

meeting people for the first time.

When guys meet for the first time:

When girls meet for the first time:

(Source: jamaicanbarbies)

When people interrupt me while I'm reading

They expect my reaction to be something like:

When really, my reaction is something like:


(Source: infamoushogwartsjaguar)